There’s no argue that cats are unreasonable most of the time. But that’s not really a bad thing, since they make everything so hilarious.
#1 They like to use both doors.
#2 Of all the nice things you can have, you choose this damn paper bag. Get it together, kitty! It’s not a blindfold!
#3 It’s roomy here. Why stare at the wall?
#4 Stop it!
#5 Pancakes hater.
#6 Hatred of pickles.
#7 Ice is yah, water is nah.
#9 Why do you have to stand there?
#10 You’ve come to the wrong neighborhood, kitty!